I'm not really a fan of poetry, per se.
But I found one I'll share with you today.
It's about Christmas and Krampus, I'm sure
Listen to Sapphire, she'll ruffle your fur.
It's got all the good stuff a story should have,
Iambically delicious, satisfying, you might even laugh.
So sit down and listen, I've queued up YouTube
Just watch the damn video and don't catch a 'tude.
😉
Now that you've suffered through my horrible poem, here's a badass one:
"Twas the Night Before Krampus " - by Scott A. Johnson
Performed by Sapphire♡
