ℌ𝔬𝔴 𝔗𝔬 ℌ𝔢𝔵... ( 𝔟𝔶 𝔗𝔥𝔦𝔢𝔯𝔯𝔶 𝔄𝔡𝔩𝔢𝔯)

For a hex with any power, you'll need at least a 3"x 3" sheet of hide. It should be cured and properly treated. It's important to carve your mark into the middle of it. 

The 𝖒𝖞𝖘𝖙è𝖗𝖊𝖘 need to know who's asking. If you'd like to skip the "signing of the hide" part, then the skin should be your own. The next ingredient refers to the length of the hex. I like to use rocks. They last a long time. 

Some people use wood bark. Dirt lasts the longest and makes for the nastiest bags. Hexes are kinda like tweets; you need to get what you want down in one sentence. Short and sweet. 

Find a small piece of paper and, in the blood of your enemy, write out your demand. It should be in the form of a statement, not a question. The 𝖎𝖓𝖛𝖎𝖘𝖎𝖇𝖑𝖊𝖘 can sniff out a wuss from a mile away, so watch your wording. 

Place the paper on top of your other ingredients. This next part is tricky. Whatever "affliction" you're trying to pass on, find a way to add it to your hex bag. That’s why the “brittle bone” hex is so popular. 

Bird bones are easy to find and small enough to fit in a 3”x 3” pouch. The “affliction” part of the hex must be expressed in 3 ways. That means you need to say the same thing with 3 different, tiny items. 

It’s a real pain in the ass. Can’t use bird bones thrice, so you’ll need to get creative. It’s worth saying that you should be careful that your hair, fingernails or even the remnants of an errant sneeze DO NOT get mixed up in this bag. 

If any part of you finds its way into the pouch, you’ll get some of your own medicine, so watch your ass. You should probably wear gloves. 

I know I would.

When you're done, close the pouch. Tie it with the hair of your enemy. And knot it three times. 

“What do I do if my enemy has a shaved head?” you ask…

That’s a great question, but it sounds suspiciously like a ‘you’ problem to me. Get creative. 

Maybe you shouldn’t be hexing folks if you don’t know what you're doing.

Whatever happens to your victim, has a (roughly) 33.333% chance of happening to you too. Threefold rule, and all. The odds are in your favor, buuuuut, it’s not something I like to gamble with.

I'm too pretty to gamble with this face.

When it’s all said, done and sealed, you need to bury the bag in your enemy’s ‘future grave’. 

Don’t know where they’re planning to be buried when they die? 

Take a page from some of the great Warlocks of our time: buy them a plot with your own money. 

It sounds like a lot of work to go to just to hex someone, and you're right. 

It is. 

It just depends on your end goal. Hexes won’t kill. They're designed to inflict long or short-term suffering. To 'nudge' karma in the right direction. 

I recommend you hire someone who knows what they're doing to help you. Preferably a Warlock, (like me) if you can find one. 

I'll warn you though, I charge $40 an hour, but I’m way more fun than a hooker. 

Well,,, most days I am. 

-𝕿𝖍𝖎𝖊𝖗𝖗𝖞

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